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On The Jazz II

read it and weep.

It'll take your breath away

Monday, September 29, 2008

so tonight I was pretty exhausted from a 3-hour maths-a-thon so I decided to just chill out and make something I've been thinking of for a while. Give it a second and it'll make perfect sense:

Ol' Groucho never heard of this club!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

"I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member."

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I think I have a new hero.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Whoever writes toplessrobot is pretty awesome.

For example:

Mickey Mouse rolls out
Michael Bay has no idea what a tank looks like
The Dark Side Won (or, Everything's Gone to Sith)

it keeps me entertained anyway.

What the hell?

Monday, September 22, 2008

You guys spell 'analyse' with a z? Analyze? You have to be kidding me. Do you also write analyziz?

From the Department of Good Ideas

Monday, September 15, 2008

article

I think the answer to the supposedly rhetorical question of the last quote is an emphatic yes.

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And you thought your latency was bad...

Friday, September 12, 2008


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at least it's measured in ms and not megayears

It's the final countdown

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Here comes the end of the world folks

or so some people think.

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Ah...lag!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

It's doing my head in.

And you thought Apple's Time Machine was cool.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Well, maybe you did. Someone must have. You'll see why it's mildly relevant in a bit.

Anyway, I'm back home now and lagging like crazy. It's almost 08:30 here and I'm wide awake. You may think that's a good thing, but consider that I went to be around 3, got up at 7 and spent about half of that time surfing the web in bed on my laptop, and you can see that I'm going to conk out sometime this afternoon. Thus the whole shifted cycle will repeat itself. Pants.
On the plus side I got to meet my new niece and see the other one again too. They are both so awesome it's unreal.

OK, back on topic. I spent most of yesterday installing various linuces on an old IBM T21 laptop. I went through a lot of distros, trying to find one that worked (long story, may well rant about it soon). Anyway, I went to bed unsuccessful.

And I dreamt. An awesome, stupid, ridiculous dream. I dreamt that I installed an OS on a laptop that, get this, enabled time travel. Not Apple's crappy 'Time Machine' (aka backup to people who don't feel the need to misnomer things). Real, actual time travel. That's right, we don't need new physics, a flux capacitor, or a phone box. We just need those hidden syscalls.

Unfortunately I'm now awake, and while I'd love a time-travelling OS, I'd be happy with one that actually works.

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